Tackling the Heavy Oscillating Column

My office setup was complete, but sitting still is strictly for benchwarmers! I marched out of the hallway cubby and out onto the open living room rug, spotting a massive matte-black oscillating tower fan humming like a jet engine. A true champion tests himself against heavy machinery! I locked both hands around the thick power cord trailing along the floorboards, dug my heels into the woven fibers, and hauled back with all my muscle to pull the heavy cable taut like an arena boundary line. The hum rattled straight through my boots! With the line secured, I tapped my baton against the heavy weighted base plate, staking out an entire new training circuit.