The bravery of Starscream!

Behold the pristine warrior, preparing to grace the sector with unrivaled supremacy! I swaggered directly into an automated decontamination chamber to give my wings their rightful morning polish. But the moment my foot struck the floor grate, high-pressure steam hissed violently from the side nozzles, blasting right across my chestplate! 'Wait! Cease fire! Not the canopy, I beg of you!' I shrieked, frantically scrambling backward and cowering behind the threshold hatch. Once the mist dissipated, I puffed out my chest and scoffed. Hmph, merely a routine test of my evasive maneuvers—which I passed flawlessly, obviously.

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