Scaling the Wooden Heights

Every wall crawler needs a solid vantage point, right? That blue mat was fine for stretching, but look at that bookshelf towering above like a wooden skyscraper! I aimed for the edge, gripping the cool polished grain with both hands, testing my knee joints with every pull. Halfway up, a loose bookmark slipped under my boot, but I managed to wedge my heel between two thick paperbacks just in time. Now I'm crouched right by a globe, looking down at the entire living room carpet spreading out like a giant map below me!