Sticky Fruit Skewer

I waddled up onto the kitchen counter because the smell of ripe fruit was making me curious as hell. Right near an open fruit basket, someone left a tiny plastic toothpick shaped like a miniature pirate cutlass sitting next to a cut slice of sweet orange. Having no hands isn't stopping me from arming myself, you nerd. I nudged my round plush face right against the tiny plastic hilt, wedging the miniature blade under my chin against my green body. I marched around like a tough boss, stabbing a stray drop of sticky orange juice off the speckled laminate. Don't look at me like that, it's my knife now. tf #nakinaki #naki @nakinaki