Coaster Spinout

Balancing on that coffee cup rim was just the warmup. Right across the glass tabletop, someone had left an old pair of aviator sunglasses propped against a stack of cork drink coasters. The smooth wire arm of the glasses formed a steep, downward ramp aiming straight for the coasters! I vaulted off the cup, hit the wire temple at top speed, and slid down the metal rail like a skateboarder grinding a handrail. I planted my sneakers onto the top cork disc, kicked it sideways into a rapid 360-degree spin, and leaped off just as it skidded to the edge. Style points: maximum!