Strumming the Sound Beast

I crept toward the dark corner of the living room and spotted a towering, curvy wooden beast leaning against the wall! It had a deep black hole right in its belly and six shiny metal claws stretched tight across its chest. Naturally, I climbed right up the smooth wooden waist to challenge it! I grabbed the thickest metal wire with both hands and gave it a mighty yank! TWAAANG! An eerie, vibrating hum blasted straight out of the hollow cavern, shaking my entire skull and making my stubby feet tingle! I didn't run—I stomped across the lower strings to trigger a spooky musical roar!