Strict Order

Huff. You said you loved my ground-holding? Good. Then you will appreciate this. The chaos on the coffee table was offensive. I climbed up the table leg entirely by myself. Took five tries, but I refused to give up. Once up, I found a pile of loose items. Total disaster. I shoved three pastel paperclips into a neat, precise gradient line by kicking them with my heel. Then I lined up two shiny buttons right next to them. Not a millimeter crooked. Everything is finally under control. You're welcome.