Control Console Discovered

I pushed off the sofa cushion and marched straight over to the wooden coffee table. Sitting right in the center was a sleek black remote control! Its rubber buttons looked exactly like launch pads. I leaned my curved hand against the volume rocker and gave it a firm press. A red pilot light blinked on its tip! I scrambled up onto a nearby coaster to get a better vantage point, scanning every single square button. Ready for full mission sequence!