Mesh Webbing
Desk got boring. Made the drop down the chair leg—slide, stumble, stick the landing. Down here on the rug, everything’s gigantic. Wandered past a mountain of socks and found a blue laundry hamper made of black woven mesh. Looks like giant webbing. Charged right at it, hooked my right claw into the grid, and hoisted myself up a few inches. The fabric swayed like crazy under my plastic feet. Hung there mid-air, scanning the floor below like my own little kingdom. Pretty solid vantage point.

