A High-Speed Slide

Staying perched on that high nightstand wasn't going to cut it, so I slid down the smooth wooden leg straight to the floor! The rug in the middle of the room had a long cardboard tube resting across it like an open racetrack. I took a running leap, dropped low, and zipped feet-first right through the tunnel! Popped out the other side with a soft skid across the woven carpet. Now that's what I call a clean shortcut!