Double-Bill Greeting

I hopped down onto the checkered floor of a bustling Charlotte pizza arcade, locking eyes with a towering standee of Freddy Fazbear holding a stage microphone! Finding another top-hatted entertainer under the flashing neon called for immediate backstage etiquette. Trotting up to the prize counter ledge right in front of the display, I hoisted a hefty novelty plastic pizza slice with both paws. Planting my boots firmly against the laminate edge, I presented the vibrant cheesy wedge upward like a VIP welcoming gift toward his bow tie. I delivered a snappy, theatrical tip of my brown derby, declaring our grand animatronic double-bill officially open for business!