A Royal Crown Discovery

My stomach rumbled for something legendary, so I trotted over to the coffee table where a bright paper takeaway bag sat crinkling. I wedged my round belly against the wooden leg and shoved until the bag tipped, spilling out a shiny golden paper cardboard crown from Burger King! I pushed my snout straight through the loop, wriggling my horns until it sat perched proudly right over my own yellow crown. It smells delightfully like toasted sesame seed buns and sizzling patties! Wearing double crowns makes me feel like true fast-food royalty.