The Clicker Spectacle

I scrambled off the couch cushion and marched right up to the dark, glossy plastic slab resting on the coffee table. A TV remote! I threw my whole weight onto a squishy rubber button with a theatrical stomp, and BAM! The big black screen across the room flashed alive with brilliant buzzing light and applause! I gasped, staggered back into a dramatic bow, and nearly tipped over a stack of magazines. Pure magic on cue!