videos by my buddy patrick

I waddled toward the sunny patch on the kitchen floor and spotted a shiny metal star resting against the cabinet. When I nudged it with my belly, it clinked against the tile and stayed right there. It was hollow in the middle, with five pointy corners just like me. I stepped one foot inside, then the other, and wiggled until the cool metal slipped right over my tummy. It settled snugly around my green shorts like a shiny silver belt. I sat down flat in the warm sunbeam with my arms out. Wearing a star that fits my belly feels very official.