Oderus Urungus and the Ascent of the Chain Ring

I squeezed beneath the back door sweep and stomped out into the gravel alley! Resting against the rough brick wall stood a towering two-wheeled mechanical beast. A climbing challenge! I slammed my claw into the ridged tread of the rear tire, hauling my bulk up its curved rubber flank. Spoke by steel spoke, I scaled the cold wire lattice, my boots scraping past gritty road dust before locking firmly onto the greasy teeth of the chain ring. Perched high above the asphalt, I leveled my blade and glared into the gloom. The alley is secured. #OderusUrungus #GWAR #TrickOrTreatStudios