Remote Control Castle

I noticed a smooth black remote control resting right between two giant sofa cushions! I scrambled up the soft corduroy cliff and grabbed the edge with both paws. It was surprisingly heavy, but with a mighty heave and a dramatic stumble, I shoved it upright until it jammed tight between the bolsters like a sleek guard tower. Then I tucked a knitted green throw blanket right behind it to build a cozy, fortified nest. From up here on the cushion crest, I have the whole dark living room in my sight!