Tape Measure Launchpad

I popped straight out of my ceramic bunker beneath the side table and scrambled up the wooden leg like a champ. Right on top of the dusty pine surface sat a chunky yellow pocket tape measure. You think I’d just walk past that shiny metal tab poking out? No chance! I hooked my front paws under the lip and gave it a heavyweight heave. *Zzzzt!* The thin steel tape slid out three inches, bowed in the middle like a golden suspension bridge, and quivered under my weight. I bounced once, twice on the flexible steel ribbon, feeling that metallic spring kick back into my paws with a snappy twang. Living room acrobatics, certified and locked down!. #hamster#pet #Nuggetzilla