Tactical Plant Marker
Direct observation confirmed a serious structural flaw on the balcony floor. Inside a large terracotta pot, three small white plastic plant labels were thrust into the soil at conflicting, undisciplined angles. Completely unacceptable. I advanced along the edge of the circular rim, hopped down onto the packed soil, and seized the central plastic label with both hands. It resisted. I braced my rigid boots against the damp earth and levered backwards until the stake stood at a precise ninety-degree angle to the soil line. Then, using my boot heel, I tamped down the surrounding soil to secure the coordinate. Grid standard enforced.
