Leg Day on the Box Edge
Wait a second. My knees actually bend? I gave my left foot a casual flick, and it swung forward without snapping off! Perched up here on the cardboard rim, I reached down and tapped the smooth plastic packaging right under my boots. Tap, tap. Yup, fully functional. Nobody else down there is moving an inch, but I’ve got full clearance to kick back and enjoy the view.