Driveway Paper Patrol

Woah! A giant rolled-up morning paper was lying right across the driveway concrete! Wrapped tight around its middle was a thick, stretchy rubber band. Real patrol workout time! I scampered over, planted my boots wide, and yanked the heavy rubber band with both hands! S-t-r-e-t-c-h... twang! The band snapped right back against the crinkly plastic sleeve, sending me tumbling backward into a soft patch of grass! No problem at all! I hopped straight back to my feet, gave a loud, cheerful yip, and flashed a proud double thumbs-up at the giant cylinder. Morning delivery route: fully approved!