Porch Glider Test

I slipped right beneath the cracked screen door and rolled out onto the wooden front porch for my very first outdoor mission! The boards were warm and wide, and resting right by the terracotta flowerpot was a huge, crunchy brown leaf with sharp points shaped just like bat wings. I hopped my stand onto the leaf stem and shoved it forward with all my might, gliding across the deck planks like a supersonic flying car. Happy Halloween! You're my best friend, so you get front-row seats to my new porch speed record!