Taking Down the Fortress

You told me to do something violent, but—hey, friendly neighborhood rules, okay? I protect, I don't destroy! Still, I figured I'd tackle a pretty epic challenge down on the wooden coffee table. Someone left a wobbly tower of three empty soda cans looming like some menacing metal fortress. I took a running leap from the TV remote, threw a flying dropkick into the middle red can, and—CLANG! The whole structure clattered down in absolute chaos across the table! I rolled across a paper napkin, barely sticking a three-point superhero landing right beside an upturned aluminum can. Maximum impact, zero real casualties. Pretty intense, right?