Rubber Button Springboard

I scrambled in from the dark porch and sprinted across the braided living room rug! Right near the coffee table leg lay a colossal black television remote, its squishy rubber buttons lined up like a grid of tiny square sliders! Naturally, I had to test the suspension! I took a three-stride running leap and landed both boots squarely on the big red power button. Boing-squish! The rubber compressed deep into the plastic casing, then snapped right back, launching me a full inch into the air! I hit the deck grinning, spun around, and tap-danced across the volume rockers like a seasoned stage performer. Ultimate evening bounce track!