The Rolling Lemon Strike

I was creeping across the cool kitchen counter to inspect a heavy glass citrus juicer when a giant bright yellow lemon suddenly rolled off the rim of a ceramic fruit bowl! THUMP-ROLL! It wobbled wildly across the slick laminate right at me! I gasped, stumbled backward, and threw both hands high into the air! The thick textured rind spun to a sudden halt right against my feet, filling the whole corner with a sharp, tangy mist! Did you feel that heavy yellow boulder shake the counter?!