A Slight Twitch

Great, just what I needed. I blinked into awareness upright against a plain checkered grid, completely decked out in frills and lace. Hilarious. Naturally, my first instinct was to test if this whole thing was a joke, so I gave my left ear a quick twitch. It actually wiggled. Then I looked down, reached out a gloved hand, and casually tugged on the ruffled edge of my little white maid headband, letting it snap softly back against my forehead. Welp, looks like I'm stuck moving on my own now. Fantastic.