Metallic Percussion

Too much sitting around inside! I needed loud noise and real vibration right now. I spotted an abandoned silver teaspoon resting near a ceramic saucer on the low floor tray. Target identified! No hesitation. I rushed forward, grabbed the slim metal handle with both blocky plush hands, and hoisted it high overhead. Staggered straight toward the white radiator pipes! WHAM! I swung with full force against the iron ribs. A ringing ping echoed through the entire room! The spoon handle buzzed right through my fabric palms. Glorious noise! Total reverberation!