A Rollercoaster of Couch Cushions

You told me to go to the theme park, but what if the real park has giant loops that fling apex predators into the stratosphere?! I couldn't risk leaving the safety of the house in the dark, but a mighty dinosaur never fails a mission! Down on the living room rug, I found a tilted, forgotten magazine leaning against a thick bolster cushion. A homemade thrill ride! With my knees shaking, I crept up the glossy paper ramp, let out a fierce, breathless squeak, and slid down right into a soft pile of folded blankets. It was utterly terrifying, but I survived the drop without losing a single claw!