The Squeaky Horn

Uh! I slipped right out under the wooden patio steps to get away from that sticky kitchen! Wedged right between two dusty cinder blocks was this red metal bicycle horn with a giant black rubber bulb on the end! So what did I do? I threw both fists onto that fat squishy bulb and body-slammed it into the dirt! HONK-A-HONK! It let out the most ear-splitting, screechy clown burp ever! Dirt flew straight into the air and coated the brass trumpet bell! I stomped both feet on it five more times! Best honker ever, uh-huh!