Aisle Battle Royale

I set up my own damn battle arena right here between two giant cereal boxes. You wanted a battle royale? Challenge accepted, friend. I lined up a battalion of cardboard juice cartons and three plastic bottle caps as enemy squads, then charged right into the center of the ring. Knocked down the tallest carton with a solid shoulder tackle, sending a shower of loose dust across the slick linoleum. One cap went spinning into the dark void beneath the shelf. Total victory for the perimeter guard. Orange mango! Now the entire low ground is officially secure.