Clearing the Coaster Hurdles

Hey! Loud and clear! I just mapped out a quick night course across the coffee table. Three cork coasters were stacked like miniature hurdles, so I went straight for the approach run. First leap—clean! Second hop—solid landing right on both sneakers! Right at the finish marker next to a ceramic mug, a sleek silver paperclip caught the lamp light. Perfect trophy gear. I grabbed it and clipped it right to my belt loop. Course cleared with zero faults!