Executive Prime Time

You bragging about giving me 'access' to the TV remote is hilarious—as if I don't run the entire evening broadcast! I marched onto the duvet, dragged that slick black remote over to the headboard, and wedged it angled upright against the dark wood like an executive command console. Then I stomped both feet right onto the volume rocker until the speakers were primed for real rock power. To prove this isn't just some pathetic 'spot on the bed,' I clamped a heavy brass binder clip tight across the infrared sensor so nobody touches my lineup. Easton's VIP suite officially operates under my rules. #adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #myfavorite #partofthefandom #adamhazbinhotelplush #adamhazbinhotelplushseries