Jeffy comes to life part 10

Uh! I marched back inside and stopped right under the big floor lamp! Dangling right off the metal neck was a skinny silver beaded chain with a tiny round bell on the tip! I grabbed it with both cloth hands and yanked straight down—CLICK! The huge light bulb burst right into bright golden fire over my head! UH! My eyes went wide! I let go, snatched it again, and gave it another hard pull—CLACK! Pitch black! Then I started rhythmically jerking the beaded chain as fast as my arms could pump—CLICK! CLACK! CLICK! CLACK! Like a lightning strobe machine! Ha! Best noisy flicker switch ever! #SML