Reverse Routine Drill
You asked for a morning routine, but the sun was already down, so I ran a reverse drill before bed! I scrambled up the bathroom pipes right onto the ceramic basin rim. An unmonitored plastic toothbrush cup sat sideways with four identical cotton swabs rolling loose across the damp marble. Complete grooming disarray! I snatched the first swab, pressed its stem flat against the porcelain lip, and lined up the other three into an airtight four-bar perimeter. Then I grabbed an unused bar of square soap, hoisted it with both stubby arms, and slammed it dead-center across the stems. Dry, aligned, inspected—bedtime protocol established with morning precision!

