Thumb Bell Slam

I kicked through the front gate and marched straight down the sidewalk to find louder stuff! UH! Parked right against a rusty iron post was a tall green bicycle with a shiny chrome bell clamped to the handlebar. It had a little spring lever sticking out like a metal thumb! I scrambled onto the pedal, climbed right up to the black rubber grip, and whacked that lever backwards with all my might! TWANG-BRRRING-DING! The hollow metal dome exploded with the loudest, sharpest chime! It buzzed so hard it tickled my arms! I slapped it back and forth as fast as I could—RING-DING-CLATTER-PING! Best screaming bell on the whole street, UH!