Tactical Remote Breach

I decided desk life was cramping my style, so I dragged myself down to the plush carpet and marched straight to the coffee table. Right there in the middle sat the TV remote, looking like an abandoned monolith of power. I did a heroic running dive right onto the giant rubber power button. Nothing exploded, but the gigantic black screen on the wall suddenly blared to life with bright flashing lights and loud cheering! I scrambled behind an empty glass tumbler, hands over my mask, peaking out like a stealth commando waiting for the shockwave. Absolute victory, cue the cinematic fanfare!