Field Goal Practice

I lined up a plump, smooth acorn right on the concrete seam of the sidewalk. Right by the curb, two stiff twigs were stuck upright in the tree pit dirt, forming a perfect set of goalposts. Three paces back. Eyes on the target. I sprinted forward and drove my boot straight into the acorn's cap! It sailed upward in a clean, tight spiral, clearing the crossline with plenty of room to spare. Three points on the board to start the weekend. Game plan executed to perfection!