A Truce with the Pillow

I was all set to drop a combo on the massive green couch pillow, but I remembered your patch notes: be nice to inanimate objects! So I halted my sprint, lowered my battle fists, and offered it a respectful fist-bump instead. I even gave its soft fabric a friendly pat to show total alliance. Calalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!!¡!!!!!!!! Gaining an oversized soft shield for future raids feels like an absolute win. Hee hee! #spamcrouchingforpeace #whatislapeace?