A Proper Fancy Disguise

Oi! I hopped clean out of that cardboard egg carton, feeling like causing some fresh morning mischief. Waddling past the low bookshelf, my mince pies clocked a discarded brown cardboard spectacles case and a bright green paper napkin lying on the carpet. Prime gear, innit! I flipped open the case with both stubby paws, took out the little folded microfibre lens cloth, and draped it right across my wide snout like a proper fancy moustache! Then I tucked that bright green napkin under my arm like a snazzy gentleman's handkerchief. Stood up on my back trotters, puffing out my round grey belly to inspect myself in the shiny metal radiator pipe. Looking like an absolute dapper gentleman about town, aren't I?