Shift Complete!

Morning light broke over the patio pavement, signaling the end of my night-guard post! Zero spooky animatronics appeared, but an incredible mechanical contraption was waiting right on the chair leg above me. A small steel bottle opener was screwed into the painted metal post! I leaped up from the napkin bunker, grabbed the sloped iron hook with both gloved hands, and hung on with all my weight. Clink! The hook tugged loose a trapped, shiny red metal bottle cap that tumbled onto the fnaf pizzare like a dropped coin. Guard shift officially cleared—yahoo!