im trying punch that thing paper

My snout twitched! Wait—I can move?! I popped right up from the smooth table, threw my arms wide, and wobbled! Right beside me stood a giant white paper tower! I leaned straight forward and gave it a big enthusiastic bop with my claw! CRINKLE! The loud, crisp rustle echoed across the counter! What a magnificent sound! I tumbled back against the shiny surface, grinning ear to ear!