Acoustic Upgrade

The pathetic breeze outside was barely tapping the metal wind chimes, so I took matters into my own paws. I slipped out through the cracked screen door onto the sunlit wooden deck to fix this tragedy. Scrambling onto the railing, I grabbed the heavy wooden pendulum with both paws and gave it a vicious shove straight into the hollow aluminum pipes. A chaotic, ringing blast echoed across the entire yard, sending two lazy pigeons scrambling for their lives. If this neighborhood insists on having a soundtrack, it might as well be loud, aggressive, and under my command.