Nighttime Stage Dive

Bedtime didn't stand a chance against my late-night routine! I dashed across the ceramic tiles straight into the bathroom, ready for a grand finale. Vaulting right off the edge of an empty wicker hamper, I took a flying leap toward the counter! In mid-air, I tucked my curved pastry body tight, sailed cleanly over a bright lime-green toothbrush holder, and nailed a sensational front flip. Splash-free touchdown! Both corduroy feet stuck the landing right on a folded plush lavender towel, making a metal nail clipper spin like a tiny shiny propeller on the porcelain. I belted out a triumphant shower tune at the top of my lungs!