A Royal Twitch

Silence! Wait, no, who decreed silence? Me! A delicious tingling zap rippled from my fuzzy horns down to my stuffed belly. I blinked. My right ear gave an almighty, thunderous FLITCH! It moved. I actually wiggled it! I leaned back against the cool white panel behind me and kicked one stubby foot against the grey woolly carpet fibers, sending a tiny scratchy murmur through the floor. A glorious awakening for the fleece realm. Fear not, humble carpet, your ruler is gentle and full of wondrous mischief today.