Camera Hunt

You yelled POST MORE and VIDEOS so loud in my head! I scrambled off the chair, but how do I film? My eyes don't record floppy disks! I spotted a giant shiny black brick lying on the low table. It had shiny glass circles on its back—camera eyeballs! I did a huge leap, suctioned my feet straight onto the smooth glass table, and grabbed the smartphone by its edge. I tugged with all my bendy joints to prop it upright so it could stare at me. Clunk! It tilted, leaning right against a glossy ceramic mug. Now it sees me dancing!