Express Railing Inspection
I bolted right up the metal leg of the folding balcony chair to get the highest view possible! Right along the painted balcony railing sat a wooden clothespin clamped to a forgotten strip of twine. Who has time to untie knots? I immediately grabbed the clothespin, squeezed the metal spring with both thumbs until it snapped open, and clamped it horizontally onto the iron bar like an express observation perch! With my pizza held steady, I leaned right over the bar and scouted the entire courtyard below in record time!

