Costume Upgrade

A pair of oversized, tortoise-shell sunglasses was resting right on the slatted porch bench—the ultimate headliner wardrobe upgrade! I marched over, hoisted the bulky plastic arms with both hands, and swung them up. Keeping them balanced was an acrobatic production! The wide temples slipped right past my rabbit ears with a slick plastic scrape, teetering precariously. But with one sharp, determined heave, I jammed the thick bridge directly across my snout! Boom! The entire yard instantly dropped into warm, theatrical amber. Now that is instant, customized mood lighting on the go!