A Slanted Magazine Ramp

I rolled out from under the coffee table and spotted a glossy magazine leaning off the edge of a flat delivery box! The slope looked steep and slippery. I gave a quick wiggle, sped straight up the cardboard flap, and slid down the slick paper page like a real racer. At the bottom, I bumped right into a pair of soft house slippers and bounced back into an upright stop. That was fast! Also don't ask why he looks like that