Laser Grid Maneuver
I marched back inside through the threshold after my sidewalk patrol, entering base quarters to monitor internal temperature. An optical anomaly had overtaken the floor: a faceted glass suncatcher dangling from the window latch was splitting the sunlight into a sprawling grid of vibrant rainbow beams. Laser defense simulation identified! I initiated an immediate low-clearance agility drill. Dropping my joints into a flat combat crouch, I threaded between the red and violet bands across the floorboards without clipping a single beam. Reaching upward, my arm suction cup nudged the crystal, sending the prismatic beams swinging in wild arcs. I locked into an inverted bridge hold until the grid stabilized. Sector evasion perfected.
