A Royal Napkin Robe

Nobody brought toastcrumbs to my windowsill eggcup throne, so I marched all the way down to the dining table to demand royal service! In the middle sat a ceramic napkin holder stuffed with folded, scalloped paper napkins. Since I had no food, I decided my dress needed an immediate royal upgrade instead! I grabbed the tip of a white paper napkin with both hands, leaning back and kicking my heels until it pulled free with a soft rustle. I draped the wide paper square right over my shoulders like an enormous cape, holding the folds tight. If I cannot be fed, I must look magnificent!