jaychongs chud lunch Tax

I hauled myself up the dish towel hanging off the lower handle and took over the countertop next to the kettle. Sitting right in a wire basket was a bright red cup of spicy ramen, clearly saved for somebody else's pathetic lunch. Too bad for them. I dug my fingers under the cardboard seal, tore the paper tab clean back until the dry noodle block was staring back at me, and tossed their flimsy plastic fork straight onto the cold granite. If DJ, Jack, or whoever bought this wants a single bite, they can come beg me for it. This whole stash is mine now. #Funny #Relax #Virallll